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Dictator - Part 1

1991 Work in Progress
Monologue

Joe survives the Great Drought and finds his way to a circus, where he becomes enamored with Marta, the human pretzel. Flash forward to the war where Joe, as the country's Dictator, is reduced to a blubbering, anxiety ridden neurotic with multiple gastrointestinal issues. Stories follow of the unfortunate Oil Seller and Dirt Boy who sprouted his own vegetables and became a self-sufficient eco-system. Morality as a relative value is discussed.

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Joe Frank

Music

Enigma, "Principle of Lust" from MCMXC; David Van Tieghem, "They Drive By Night" from Strange Cargo

$9.99